Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Frustrated
It's everywhere. Shamelessly advertised and openly criticized. SEX. The "Oh My God" factor can't be bigger with anything else.
And for the women and men who are up late with nobody in their beds. I understand, I don't even watch television for fear that a Trojan vibrations commercial will come on and remind me how much sex I'm not having. It's like a drug, honestly, before you do it, there's no problem. But afterwards, dear lord, it's impossible not to think of. And I don't mean to think of it compulsively, but it slips in there every so often. Then you're left with the "Uuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and a hot or cold shower.
Honestly, I sometimes wish I were a virgin. This would be much less problematic. So, for anyone looking for an answer other than porn. Try the food network ;) They are great at making you go from horny to hungry!
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